Before Coffee 08/10: UberTasking
Dropping a blog before work today. Clearing the mind…
So I’m in the middle, well, the first quarter actually of the CRUNCH of largest orders I had so far for Will Draw Anything. I’m not going to rush them, it’s just going to take a little longer for people to get their drawings. The best I could do was pop up a running tally of how many I have left to do for what days. These 189 order days are going to take some time, but I’m trying to carve out bigger chunks of time to do giant bunches of them. Why rush though? I have half the thought to actually STOP doing them when there are no orders left in the queue, and let people know that after I’ve gotten through the big number crunch. The smaller order days (10-15) will be easier to knock out.
To say I’ve been multitasking lately is an understatement. I’d say, super multitasking??? Ubertasking? All this and still having a busy family life. Yesterday I only did 7 or 8 Will Draws, but I also focused and the first two full pages of inked art and writing for the new Flobots Comic chapter, which takes a much different turn. I really really wanted to launch that on a M-F schedule, but for now it’ll likely be M-W-F, but I want to focus on sticking to that and making sure I don’t miss a day or have a way late update. I’ll be updating full pages instead of smaller tiers, I think it’s a bit more satisfying. Anyway, that engine is rolling, and I have plans to release the Flobots sketchcards SOOOooon… more on that later…. but yes… I’m multitasking…— Oh, and I forgot to mention I’m also the “web coordinator” for the Flobots now. Which means I do a bunch of ninja things behind the scenes.
While drawing, I’ve been listening to The Road, the novel by Cormac McCarthy, the same guy who wrote No Country for Old Men. I didn’t know that statement but for a couple days ago. I caught a link to an article about how this movie was filming in the bleakness of Pittsburgh, and I thought it was a remake of Lonewolf and Cub, so I checked it out… but as I dug deeper I learned it was by the same guy who did No Country and I was sold. I usually don’t like Audiobooks, but this one was read very well and easy to absorb and visualize. I probably would have not read things the way they were supposed to have come across, so I’m glad I listened for the first time. I’d be happy to actually read the book now, had I time to do so. But my ears aren’t doing much while my hands and eyes are working.
In 2001, I almost launched a webcomic called Rainy Day, which has been in the back of my mind forever. It was about a similarly bleak world, but unlike Cormac, I flat out said what caused the devistation of the earth, it was post-meteor strike world, about 200 years later. That world, the sun was still blocked out by the thick debris field in the atmosphere. Every day looked like a “Rainy Day”. And that bleakness was always in the back of my mind. I’ve talked about it before, but the reason I didn’t launch rainy day was, in the original comic, the narrator caption said that it was a meteor that struck earth on September 11th. I had to delay the launch of said strip until October, but on September 11th that year, we all know what happened. It gave me a very eery feeling back then, creepy. Suddenly the comic I thought would be so cool to draw, with obliterated cities and mass hysteria…. wasn’t so cool anymore. I think that genre has always been one of my favorites, and is always pecking at the back of my mind. Some day. Not today.
Agenda for today…. do some Will Draws as a warm up (the way intended!) then bust into page 3 of the new flobots chapter. If I can get colors going on these, I’ll launch it tomorrow and just stick to that schedule and have a SUPER busy week. One thing I will say, is that, so far, my experiment has worked… I’m drawing faster and with more confidence on the cintiq now.
I think I’ve shaken off that funk.
1 commentFight with… fight with… fight with
You wish you had moves like this…
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Still radio silence from me pretty much… here’s one of my favorite songs by the F.L.O.B.O.T.S, live from the 9:30 club on Sunday. I love at the end, the crowd just starts chanting on it’s own “Fight with, fight with, fight with tools.”
Flobots - We Are Winning from D.J. Coffman on Vimeo.
Flobotty Goodness
So our trip to Washington, DC was great. I’ve found myself in sort of a weird dilemma, because while I’m friends with the Flobots and work with them on some amazing things, we’re also uber fans of the music. So sometimes I’d find myself looking over at my wife with like a “can you believe any of this?” and she’d give me the crazy look back. The uber fan in me wants to run and tell you how we had all access, hanging out in the green room (which was blue), and post videos and photos to prove I was there, as if I had been hanging out backstage at a Pearl Jam concert, that’s how exciting the feeling was…. but the dilemma then becomes, well… they’re my friends! So there are moments captured that are private, or just for our family and own minds. When they leave, we’re sad to see them go. It’s good to be working with very down to earth people who see a bigger picture, and LOVE what they do. If you want the fan experience, you can see a nice writeup review of the show over on the Evolving Music Blog.
There are also a bunch of photos up, some showing us in the private balcony above the stage. That was FUCKING AWESOME! (sorry, the fan slipped out) - I did get some video, but the only one I’ll likely share publicly here is the “Jetpack” song, because I think that’s my favorite song.
Speaking of Jetpack… I can now show off some of the shirt designs I’ve done for them. The first one completely sold out for them on tour and they’re trying hard to get them back in stock for the big shows coming up… here be the designs:

If you are thinking you are winning

Bandanna Shirt
So, yeah, that was a complete trip looking out at a screaming crowd and seeing people wearing and buying these t-shirts. I guess they are doing really well. For now, you’ll have to catch them at a show to buy them, but I reckon they will try to have them online too when busyness calms down a tad.
I also presented them with the FIRST Flobots art cards featuring their own robots, and they loved them. We’ll be making limited runs of individually numbered Flobot designs that will be available to the public, and the proceeds will go to support the non-profit work. They are cool as heck, and fun to do.
Wow… it was just a really good time. I don’t know how they’re doing it with their energy levels… but it’s all very inspiring.
My wife and I also got to tour around DC a bit on Monday. That’s an awesome place. We were told how “dangerous” it was, and to be so careful, but our trip was awesome, and the people in DC couldn’t be nicer, in my opinion. Everywhere can be “dangerous”, your own backyard! But seeing some of the monuments up close, and even the white house– I never thought i would be inspiring as well. We joked that checking out the white house was so cool, you don’t even think about the dillweed who currently lives there. I guess it’s just the history of the whole place. The war memorials stir emotions around. I felt like I shouldn’t be just, passing by a bunch of names on a wall, almost as if I shouldnt be in there at all because I don’t have a family member or friend on that wall… but seeing the people who DO… scratching the names, children touching the wall, old men crying there… it was lumps in the throat action. I enjoyed the Vietnam vets who were there on park benches who would just randomly tell people what certain statues were about. We live in a lucky time to hear from our veterans. Could you imagine touring Gettysburg to hear old soldiers telling their tales?
Now, radio silence from me… I have about 400 drawings to get moving on and counting for the Will Draw Anything program.
5 commentsI’m still alive!
I’ve gotten some concerned emails from people asking what’s up, noticing I haven’t blogged as much or visited my usual internet haunts, or been on messenger lately. Nothing is wrong, I’m just busy! Beyond having about.. oh, 400 and counting Will Draw Anythings to do, my main job has been working on things with the Flobots, and has expanded beyond just drawing comics, as they’ve hired me on to take care of some other things behind the scenes to help out, and I’m more than happy about that.
Sunday, I’m heading down to Washington DC with my wife to meetup with the band again, just to hang, see a show, plot future plans perhaps… I’m working on something behind the scenes that’s going to take awhile, but i’m very happy about it. The character designs are just…. FUN. I’ve sort of learned my lesson, and this is going to be something I have a bigger stake and ownership in, and we’re going to go beyond just the comic market, and also do actual GOOD THINGS with it, be it supporting children’s hospitals or homes, to other worthy charities. I’d also like to get something together that supports our troops overseas. There should be some new official shirt designs coming out with my work on it, and my art is also ALL OVER the new Flobots RISE video that’s coming sometime this month I believe. I’ve seen a sneak peek and man… it’s just awesome. I can’t begin to again say how surreal this season has been…. ups and downs, and very downs, but back on top of the world now. This is the start of something new, and better…
If I haven’t responded to personal emails from friends, forgive me, like I said, 400 or so drawings to do and counting! Those have been great fun to do. Sure it’s intimidating thinking of all the stuff stacked up, but I love pushing myself and keeping my brain sharp. All of these happy accidents, from the Flobots, to the WillDraws are making me a better person all around.
If you missed it– the first chapter of the Flobots Comic is done… chapter two is being reworked now with an issue we want to bring to the front, it wasn’t planned yet, but I’m moving it up because it needs to take center stage. I’ll probably launch that in a couple weeks, and try to stick to the M-F updates, of FULL comic pages.
Someday, when I’m dead and gone, please tell your friends and children about how you once knew of a man who drew this much stuff all at once, and never needed sleep… and he could crush bricks with his bare hands.
4 commentsBefore Coffee: Cats, legs, words, lots of drawings.
Today is “cat gets fixed day!”- No longer will I have to hold him up like a prisoner in my basement and go and give him super treatment, or his daily fitness regimine. Hopefully after today the vulcan-like anger/passion will subside as he wonders…. hey, where did my balls go?
Yesterday was my son Dillon’s birthday. We had a special surprise lined up for him, and that’s all I’m going to say about that. That and THANKS to Jamie, we’re the coolest parents in the gosh darn world right now.
I CANTZ FEELZ MY LEGZ!!!! - Well, I can feel them. But there is a weird tingling numbness on my upper thighs above the knee, feels like very light pins and needles. In my brilliant self diagnosis (see, no health insurance for myself) I’ve deduced that the problem is a side effect of my previous lower back sprain a couple weeks go, wherein I still have a pinched nerve or crink of some kind. Doesn’t help that I’ve been sitting a lot lately, so I’m going to try to get some exercise every night at the kids football practice by walking the track and doing some stretches in the morning. The numbness is mildly annoying, but I can’t complain too much, I have good friends who have lost legs or are stuck in wheelchairs who are some TOUGH mofos– so they should punch me in the nuts if I’m ever complaining about such things. Of to which, I am not. (sorry, about the rambling deadwood-speak)
WHat else… what else… I’ve been thinking about some complicated political issues lately. In my new side job, I’m hearing a lot of differing opinions about the war. Some people feel like the Flobots “don’t support the troops” or they’re just an anti-establishment band or something, but this couldn’t be farther from the truth. At all of their full sets, they mention the war, but also say no matter how you feel about it we need to support the troops there, pray for them and not just pull them out lickity split, but bring them home responsibly and not leave a vacuum behind. It’s a very tricky, delicate thing, and politics poured on top of it like gravy doesn’t help. I’m not very masterful in diplomatically speaking my mind, when I get an email that’s like “FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU!” I usually delete it and don’t respond. Years ago, I’d maybe write something witty back to make the person angrier, using my amazing passive aggressive superpowers. But I’ve witnessed some pretty tough conversations lately that really make you think about all sides of an issue. Where are people coming from? And the fact that there’s never just two sides to a story, there can be 3 or 4, 100. My friend Jamie seems to have a mastery of this, an easy intuitiveness that’s dead on in most cases. In the lyrics to some of their songs, they write about how words are more powerful than bombs, the pen mightier than the sword, etc… they don’t just talk that talk, I’ve seen the walk. It’s amazing how the right choice of words in what could spiral out into a VERY bad situation, can totally disarm and calm.
Anyways, thinking about all of this stuff is inspiring to me at best. At worst, it makes me want to get out and do more, and that’s not such a bad “worst”. My goal is to somehow be to put a little of that magic into my work somehow. Behind the scenes, I’m creating something special based on all of these things… something that blows the doors off of other stuff I’ve done in the past year or so.
“Change the SWORDS to WORDS and lift continents”, indeed.
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ON a lighter side– the Will Draws keep going along. I’m off to work on some of those post haste. I think I have about… somewhere like 400 waiting to do, and more keep filing in as I go. I have to thank people for their patience, if this were my full time thing, I’d be getting them out a lot quicker. My MAIN goal this week are the WIll Draws. I’m still on orders that came in around the 18th-19th, which was when we had the link on the Whedon blog. After that, I’m cranking into the Seth and Metafilter rush of orders. So crazy! It’s so much fun though! I really do want to collect them all now into one book or something just for fun too. I have a folder on my iphone, they fit perfect and they are awesome to scan through. You know the years and years I did comic strips, in newspapers and on the web, I never really liked to go back and “admire” and enjoy my work, I liked it when I was in the moment drawing it, but could never go back and feel the same way, in fact, i’d go back and realize how boring I’d drawn the talking heads in lame black and white comic strip, almost looking like copy-paste (the kind you see in a lot of online webcomics)– but with these little random things, they are SO much fun to go look back on, just the variety of things I get to draw… I swear, my mind just shuts off, because I come across some and I don’t even remember drawing them, it’s like I’m looking at the drawing for a first time again. You don’t really get that feeling in the day in and day out production of a comic strip. It’s no wonder most of those guys grow to be socially crippled and jaded as they feed that monster.
No commentsDuring Coffee
Last week felt like a BUST workwise, and not to mention more work pouring in for commissions and the WillDrawAnythings (which I’d better get working on so I’ll make this fast!)
All sorts of things going on on the homefront, my wife’s stepmother who she just went on vacation with has had an apparent heart attack and is in the hospital. I guess she had the heart attack while in the hospital, but still, pretty scary stuff. We’re hoping she gets better soon.
Our planned trip to Washington DC to see and meet with the Flobots might be a little tricky to pull off, but I’m hoping the universe aligns and allows all things to be corrected. I was looking forward to grabbing some video clips and other stuff down in DC.
Soooo… I have about a bajillion WillDraws to attend to this week, and I’d better go get started on that. It’s really brought up a plethora of business requests and commission requests, and things have been very very busy… but busy is good! I haven’t thought about anything that was getting me down in a good long while, and actually, when the things do creep into mind, they seem small and petty, and it feels like I’m five steps beyond it all. So that feels pretty good.
To the drawing board!!!
No commentsBid on Hulk Cover, 24 hours left!
Only 24 hours to snag up the Hulk Cover art I did for Hero Initiative and Marvel. It’s for a worthy cause!
1 commentUGH! Thursday!
I just realized, a year ago tonight, I was being toasted on the roof of a hotel overlooking San Diego Comicon, and had a bunch of people kissing my ass. It meant absolutely NOTHING in the long run, and most of the nice things said by some people were obviously a bunch of lip service.
I can’t say I’d rather actually be anywhere other than right here in my studio tonight…
Day four of I’M ALL ALONE WITH NO ADULTS TO TALK TO! — I’m missing my wife hardcore here, but trying to bury myself in work so I don’t think about it too much. Geez, it seems like this week of all weeks there has been so much stuff to deal with all on my own, and it sucks GIANT ASS. My oldest son had his tonsils out last week, so he’s on a medicine regimine, my cat decided to bust into crazy Vulcan like HEAT where he goes nuts and sprays on everything and wants to challenge me with those pungle sticks (play kirk vs spock theme music here) - And it’s also the first week of football practice for my two sons, usually from 6-8 Monday through Friday… I’ve brought multi-tasking to a whole new fucking level… but WOW… am I freakin tired. Right now all I can think of doing is going in and sitting down on the couch and watching ghost hunters or something recorded on DVR, but alas…. there’s work to do! I’ve been staying up until about 2am every night… not on purpose, it just creeps up on me.
Uhm….. the Will Draw Anythings have reached a new level of crazy. First I got linked by one of my favorite authors, Seth Godin, and that turned into a link on metafilter.com shortly after…. and before I knew it, I had oh, I don’t know… 300 something odd orders coming in, and counting. Not to mention requests for side jobs, logos, commissions and all sorts of stuff. THere are brief moments where I feel like I may have made a BIG mistake in opening that up to the public, but hey, as long as people are patient for their $2 drawings, all is well! Every time I look at my inbox, I kinda giggle maniacally to myself. I might be looking for a REAL publisher to take these on as a collected book or something. They’re so fun to look back on, and people seem to really be getting some enjoyment out of them.
On top of all of those zany WillDraws…. I’m of course planning more Flobots work, and there are things going on behind the scenes that are very interesting. I have a new format and update schedule and general management thing I want to do… I can’t talk much about it, just keep watching. Speaking of that… I gotz to go finish an update! Chapter one should be ending very soon…. next two updates are so….
I’m out!
1 commentAll The Rage
Thought I’d embed this here. It’s so true, it’s almost painfully depressing, but funny as hell.
1 commentBefore Coffee 7/23: Late Start
Just getting around to the net today. Was up most of the night with my dog who was scared shitless over the storm we had. It was pretty loud, maybe the loudest thunder and lightning I’ve ever heard in recent memory. Sounded like bombs going off in my yard. Oddly though, I found the sound soothing and could have just slept through it. My kids did. The dog didn’t… so…. late start.
I’ve been the topic of conversation between my friend Al Nickerson and Dave Sim over creator rights issues, something both are passionate about and write about extensively. Dave refers to me as “The DJ Coffmans of the world”, in regard to just selling my work away to companies, or as if to infer that that’s all I have an interest in doing. I know he meant it generally and I don’t take offense to that, I think the world knows that Dave Sim is an opinionated fellow. I’ve been an admirer of his work for some time, and sometimes I scratch my head when I hear some of the quotes about mysogeny or religious views… but other times he’s brilliant. He did the self publishing world a great service in publishing his guide to self publishing in the back of Cerebus comics way back… when? Jesus, I’m getting old? Nah! Anyways, I wanted to clear something up about my view on “creator rights”, because I’m surely not against it at all.
Creator rights to me, use to be about, well OWNING your work, complete control. But there’s more to it than that as well. A code of ethics, the ways creators should be paid, and how creators should also be professional towards their publishers, back and forth. Most of which, I’ve broken into a million pieces by just telling the truth or my honest opinion. All many people know of me is Hero By Night, and the fact I sold it away, but I did so willingly because well, I wanted to make money. Some people still argue that when you do that, it’s a one time thing and you’re done, and years from now they’ll make zillions and you get nothing . Some cases that’s true in the past, but it’s not the case with my deal, and that’s why I went toe to toe with so many people criticizing my deal. Even though Platinum probably HATES me now, i’m still connected to Hero By Night and I’ll benefit from anything they do with it in the future. Sure, maybe they’ll shelve it for good, but I reckon if the chance to do anything in tv/film came along, they’d jump at it because, well, it’s business and they’d want to recoup some of their investment on it, and turn a profit. And when or if they do anything with it, I get a cut. That’s why I always felt like this was a MUCH better deal than Jack Kirby or other godfathers of comics got. They got NOTHING but headaches and heartbreaks. So at least it’s SOMETHING.. it’s one thing that’s out there somewhere, for better or worse.
And to any of my detractors who despise me, or ramble on about how bad it was for me to do, I’ve not ignored the things you’ve said. It’s actually got my brain itching to do full on creator owned stuff again, and you’re partly right. And luckily, I’m not a one trick pony, and I have plenty of concepts I’d like to explore that I’m being way more cautious with in the future. Even though this ended rough, it was a good experience for me, I learned a lot. For now, unless it’s drawing other peoples characters for like Marvel or DC or some other writer’s project, I’m pretty much leaving Work-For-Hire alone. I won’t work work for hire on things I created and that other people own. I don’t regret doing it, I just won’t do it again any time soon.
So, Mr. Sim doesn’t have to worry about the “DJ Coffmans” of the world making his job harder, because I think they might actually make it easier… and well, to my knowledge, there’s only ONE me. And I’ll be off somewhere creating fun comics.
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